| Trash Schedule | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Morning | Afternoon | Evening | Night | |
| Monday | Wake up, get breakfast | Go to work | Leave work, dinner | Sleep |
| Tuesday | Wake up, do house work, breakfast, take care of fish | Study trombone method | take out trash after dinner | sleep |
| Wendesday | Wake up, Roll out of dumpster | grab nice looking trash | pay bills | sleep in trash |
| Thursday | Wake up, use nice looking trash to make modern art | Sell art on street. Offer trash to salvation army | Trash dinner. | Go home. |
| Friday | Burn house down. (makes hot garbage) | Call police and accuse neighbor, get caught lying, run into ashes of hot garbage | Hide in trash until cops are gone | Repeat Monday-Friday next week |