Trash Schedule
    Morning Afternoon Evening Night
Monday Wake up, get breakfast Go to work Leave work, dinner Sleep
Tuesday Wake up, do house work, breakfast, take care of fish Study trombone method take out trash after dinner sleep
Wendesday Wake up, Roll out of dumpster grab nice looking trash pay bills sleep in trash
Thursday Wake up, use nice looking trash to make modern art Sell art on street. Offer trash to salvation army Trash dinner. Go home.
Friday Burn house down. (makes hot garbage) Call police and accuse neighbor, get caught lying, run into ashes of hot garbage Hide in trash until cops are gone Repeat Monday-Friday next week