The following table will help you classify the type of people/items as to what type of garbage they are. This has been made by trash professional... Matty G.

Welcome to trash tables!

smells bad Low Self esteem drinks a lot of coffee
in the trash can
broken coffee maker
wears a hoodie
old hoodie
Probably just a 2 liter in the trash
broken coffee maker
takes pictures
broken camera
Broken coffee maker with a camera
  • Be wary if all apply including the following
  • Lives in an alley way
  • is actually a dumpster because rats like those
  • is mass produced in a factory and casually disregarded
  • sharp, them things dangerous
  • etc. If it looks and smells like garbage. It probably is.